If you know of any good jokes let me know and if they are not too rude or racist i will add them to this page for others to enjoy.

Tom  goes to visit a friend and asks him how he is.

Friend : Terrible, did you hear about Arthur ?

Tom : No, what happened ?

Friend : He came home early on Tuesday and found his wife in bed with someone. He went off and got his shotgun and shot them both. Then he went into his garage and shot himself !

Tom : Thats terrible, but it could have been worse!

Friend : How could it have possibly been any worse!

Tom : Well if it had of been Monday it could have been me !

Blind man goes into supermarket and starts swinging his dog on it's 

lead round his head.

Manager runs up and says  " What are you doing ! "

Blind man says " i just want to have a quick look around ".

Landlady to new tenent : Do you have a good memory for faces ?

Tenent : Yes i do

Landlady : Good, there is no mirror in the bathroom.

Q: Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a shopping trolley.

A: A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own !

A doggy is not just for Christmas, its a good position all year round !